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Why Do You Stir That Pot?
Shortly after his spaceship landed on the moon, the astronaut debarked and began exploring the strange new terrain. He had walked for only fifteen minutes when he came upon a lovely young moon girl, who was busily stirring an empty pot with a stick.
“Hi,” he said, introducing himself, “I’m an astronaut here to discover things about the moon.”
The moon girl stopped stirring long enough to throw him quite a pleasant smile. “How nice it is that you are formed just like our moon men,” she observed. Throwing off her clothes, she asked, “And am I structured as are earth women?”
“Yes, you are,” answered the now-excited astronaut. “But tell me, why do you stir that pot?”
“I’m making a baby,” she said. And sure enough, a few minutes later, a baby appeared in the pot.
“Now would you like to see how we make babies on earth?” asked the astronaut. The girl agreed and the astronaut proceeded more.
Hazards of smoking pot
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject, the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors:
“Used regularly, pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!”
“Now wait a minute, Professor,” interrupted a student. “Castration. That’s absurd!”
“No young man, it’s sadly true,” replied the Teacher smugly. “Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!”
A circus owner walked into a bar to
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10, 000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, “Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didnt dance a single step!” “So?” asked the ducks former owner, “did you remember to light the candle under the pot?”
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Hot Poles filling pot holes.
So I was pouring a cup of coffee when the lip of the cup caught on the spout of the coffee pot causing some hot coffee to splash on my hand, instinctively I yanked my hand away like a scalded cat.
Customer: “oh my God, are you ok?!”
Me: “Yeah, it’s fine. It’s only a..Light Roast.”
Bloody Mary, Bulgogi
Corned beef, Crab Salad, Clams, Creamcicle
Pigs in Blanket, Pot Stickers, Pulled Pork
Spotted dick, Stuffed Peppers
Tuna Melt, Twizzlers
Context: My dad is not exactly what you would call skinny.
Dad: Do you want a hand moving them (the massive pot of potatoes that had been on the boil)
Mum: I should be okay
Dad: Are you sure? They’re hot and heavy. Just like me!
Dad proceeded to make this face: http://i.imgur.com/UT69wID.gif
- Hot pot: Hot pot or hotpot (simplified Chinese: 火锅; traditional Chinese: 火鍋; pinyin: huǒguō; lit.: ‘fire pot’), also known as soup-food or steamboat, is a Chinese .
- Chongqing hot pot: Chongqing hot pot (simplified Chinese: 重庆火锅; traditional Chinese: 重慶火鍋; pinyin: Chóngqìng huǒguō), also known as spicy hot pot, is usually eaten at restaurants .
- Karelian hot pot: The Karelian hot pot (British) or Karelian stew (US) (Finnish: karjalanpaisti; Russian: рагу по-карельски ragu po-karelski; Swedish: karelsk stek) is .
- Chongqing Hot Pot: Chongqing Hot Pot (Chinese: 火锅英雄; lit.: ‘Hot Pot Hero’) is a 2016 Chinese caper screwball comedy film written and directed by Yang Qing and starring Chen .
- Little Sheep Group: in 1999 in Baotou, Inner Mongolia, China. It specializes in operating hot pot restaurants, condiments, and meat processing. Little Sheep currently[when .
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